TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
Music & Lyrics by Robert W. Cabell

Michelle Sellers - as - Pleasure

                         TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
                         NO DATE FOR THE DANCE
                         NO ROMANCE BY STAR LIGHT
                         NOT EVEN A CHANCES
                         I FILLED OUT A SWEATER
                         BY TEN INCHES OR BETTER
                         THAN ANY GIRL IN TOWN

                         TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
                         NO ORCHID CORSAGE
                         I SPENT THE NIGHT CRYING
                         LOCKED IN THE GARAGE
                         THIS CHUNK-A-RELLA
                         MET NO PRINCELY FELLA
                         I HAD NO GORGEOUS GOWN ----------------------------------------

                         BOYS CAN BE BULLIES
                         BULLIES CAN BE CRUEL
                         THEY'LL TALK TO YOU AT LUNCH TIME
                         BUT WON'T DATE YOU AFTER SCHOOL

                         TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
                         NO MIDNIGHT KISS
                         NO MOMENT TO TREASURE
                         NO MOMENT OF BLISS
                         IF I WEREN'T ONLY
                         LEFT SAD AND LONELY
                         TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
                         WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT ----------------------------------------

                         FAT AND JOLLY, POPULAR
                         THAT'S YOUR DESTINED FATE
                         THEY ONLY DATES THAT I COULD GET
                         WERE CANDIED ON A PLATE                                             GIRLS
                                                                                                                      
                                           PLEASURE                                          SHE ATE HER DATES
                                                                                                             TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
                        A PIG IN A POKE
                                                                                                              NO DATE FOR THE DANCE
                        MY LIFE WAS A JOKE                                            
                                                                                                              NO ROMANCE BY STAR LIGHT
                        STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT
                                                                                                              NOT EVEN A CHANCE
                        WISHED I'D HAD A CHANCE THAT NIGHT
                        I'LL ALWAYS REGRET IT
                        I'LL NEVER FORGET IT                                                         GIRLS
                        TOO PLUMP FOR PROM NIGHT
                                                                                                               PROM NIGHT--------------------------------
                        THE WORST NIGHT
                        OF MY LIFE--------------------------------------------          SHUT THE DOOR
                                                                                                               PACE THE FLOOR
                                                                                                               EAT SOME MORE ------------------------!